Sex on MARS

 

The year is 2222 and after accumulating enough frequent flier miles,

Mike and Maureen land on Mars. They meet a Martian couple and are talking

About all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they

Have laptop computers, how they make money, etc. Finally, Maureen brings

Up the subject of sex.

 

Just how do you guys do it?" asks Maureen.

 

"Pretty much the way you do," responds the Martian. Discussion ensues

And finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience

One another.

 

 

Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where

The Martian strips. He's got only a teeny, weenie member - about half an

Inch long and just a quarter inch thick.

 

"I don't think this is going to work," says Maureen.

 

''Why?" he asks, "What's the matter?"

 

"Well," she replies, "It's just not long enough to reach me!" "No

Problem," he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm.

 

With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite

Impressively long.

 

"Well," she says, "That's quite impressive, but it looks like a long

Pencil, it's still pretty narrow...."

 

''No problem," he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull,

His member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is

Extremely exciting to the woman.

 

"Wow!" she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad, passionate

Love.

 

The next day the couples rejoin their normal partners and go their

Separate ways.

 

As they walk along, Mike asks "Well, was it any good?"

"I hate to say it," says Maureen, "but it was damn good. How about

You?"

 

"It was horrible," he replies. "All I got was a headache. She kept

Slapping my forehead and pulling my ears."