A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th Wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For Being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each Other For all this time, I will grant you each a wish." "Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said The wife. The fairy waved her magic wand and poof! - two tickets for The Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands. Then it was the husband's turn.

He thought for a moment and said: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will Never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 Years younger than me. " The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a Wish... So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - the husband became 92 Years Old. The moral of the story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should Remember fairies are female.