A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front
of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks
behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks.
Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie,
the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that one?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never
moved, indicating that she's never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man, "and whose clock is
that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The
hands have moved twice, telling us that old Abe only told two lies in
his entire life."

"Where's George Bush's clock?" asked the man.

"In Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."