FBI:



FBI'S BEST 12 DEATHS
Every year the FBI, is asked to investigate over 36,000 Serious
Crimes including Suspicious Deaths and Homicides. Every year the
HomicideInvestigations Unit puts out its Top 12 Homicides of the
year.


1- Alex Mijtus,36 years old, is killed by his wife, armed with a 20
inch
long vibrator. Mrs Mijtus had enough of her husband's strange sex
practices and one night during a prolonged session of fun she
snapped, pushing
all
20
inches of the vibrator into Alex's anus until it ruptured several
internal
organs and caused severe bleeding.


2- Debby Mills-Newbroughton, 99 years old, was killed as she crossed
the
road. She was to turn 100 the next day, but crossing the road with
her daughter to go to her own birthday party her wheel chair was hit
by
the
truck delivering her birthday cake.


3- Peter Stone, 42 years old, is murdered by his 8 year old
daughter,
who
he
had just sent to her room with no dinner. Young Samantha Stone felt
that
if
she couldn't have dinner no one should, and she promptly inserted 72
rat
poison tablets into her fathers coffee as he prepared dinner. The
victim
took one sip and promptly collapsed. Samantha Stone was given a
suspended
sentence as the judge felt she didn't realise what she was doing,
until
she
tried to poison her mother using the same method one month later.


4- David Danil, 17 years old, was killed by his girl friend after he
attempted to have his way with her. His unwelcome advance was met
with
a
double-barreled shotgun. Charla's (the girlfriends) father had given
it to
her an hour before the date started, just in case.


5- Javier Halos, 27 years old, was killed by his landlord for
failing
to
pay
his rent for 8 years. The landlord, Kirk Weston, clubbed the victim
to death with a toilet seat after he realized just how long it had
been since
Mr
Halos paid his rent.


6- Megan Fry, 44 years old, is killed by 14 state troopers after she
wandered onto a live firing, fake town, simulation. Seeing all the
troopers walking slowly down the street Megan Fry had jumped out in
front of
them
and
yelled Boo!. The troopers, thinking she was a pop up target, fired
67 shots between them, over 40 of them hitting the target. She just
looked like
a
very real looking target, one of the troopers
stated in his report.


7- Julia Smeeth, 20 years old, was killed by her brother Michael
because
she
talked on the phone too long, Michael clubbed his sister to death
with
a
cordless phone, then stabbed her several times with the broken
aerial.


8- Helena Simms, Wife to the famous American nuclear scientist
Harold
Simms was killed by her husband after she had an affair with the
neighbor.
Over a period of 3 months Harold substituted Helena's eye shadow
with
a
Uranium composite that was highly radioactive, until she died of
radiation
poisoning. Although she suffered many symptoms, including total hair
loss,
welts, blindness, extreme nausea and even had an ear lobe drop off,
the
victim never attended a doctor's surgery or hospital for a check up.


9- Conrad Middleton, 26 years old, was killed by his twin brother
Brian
after a disagreement over who should take the famil home after their
parents passed away. Conrad had a nasal problem, and had no sense of
smell.
After
the argument Brian stormed out of the house,then snuck back later,
and turned on the 3 gas taps in the house, filling it with gas. He
then
left
out
a box of cigars, a lighter and a note saying,
Sorry for the spree, have a puff on me, Brian. Conrad promptly lit a
cigar, destroying
the house, and himself in the process.


10- Patty Winter, 35 years old, was killed by her neighbor in the
early
hours of a Sunday morning. Her neighbor, Falt Hame, for years had a
mounted F6 phantom jet engine in his rear yard. He would fire the
jet engine, aimed
at an empty block at the back of his property. Patty Winter would
constantly
complain to the local sheriff's officers about the noise and the
potential
risk of fire. Mr Hame was served with a notice to remove the engine
immediately. Not liking this he invited Miss Winter over for a cup
of coffee and a chat about the whole situation. What Winter didn't
know was that he had changed the position of the engine, as she
walked into
the
yard he activated it, hitting her with a blast of 5,000 degrees,
killing
her
instantly, and forever burning her outline into the driveway.


11- Michael Lewis, angry at his gay boyfriend, used the movie, Die
Hard
With a Vengeance as inspiration. He drugged his boyfriend, Tony
Berry, intoan almost catatonic state, then dressed him only in a
double sided white board that read Death to all Niggers! on one
side, and God Loves the
KKK
onthe other. Lewis then drove the victim to downtown Harlem and
dropped
him
off. Two minutes later Berry was deceased.


12- Military Sergeant John Joe Winter killed his two timing wife by
loading her car with Trintynitrate explosive (similar to C4). The
Ford Taurus
she
was driving was filled with 750 kgs of explosive, forming a force
twice
as
powerful as the Oklahoma Bombing. The explosion was heard by several
persons some up to 14 kilometers away. No trace of the car or the
victim were
ever
found, only a 55 meter deep crater, and 500m of missing road.